Stoner Questions, do emmm!

  • 1. When did you lose your smoking virginity?
  • 2. How often do you smoke?
  • 3. What's your favorite way to smoke?
  • 4. Are you the type of person who'd rather smoke alone, or with people?
  • 5. Why do you smoke bud?
  • 6. Have you ever rolled a blunt?
  • 7. Do you prefer blunts or joints?
  • 8. What do you think about people who openly smoke around their kids?
  • 9. Favorite strain?
  • 10. How has smoking bud changed you as a person?
  • 11. Bong rips are great right?
  • 12. How about dabs?
  • 13. How many different ways have to managed to smoke before?
  • 14. Do your friends smoke?
  • 15. Have you ever been hated on, or ridiculed for being a stoner?
  • 16. How long have you smoked for?
  • 17. Where do you usually smoke?
  • 18. Have you ever showed a newbie the ropes to smokin bud?
  • 19. Do you cough a lot when you smoke?
  • 20. Have you ever been in trouble with the law because of marijuana?
  • 21. Do your parents know that you smoke?
  • 22. Do your parents give you shit about it?
  • 23. Have you ever smoked with your parents/family members?
  • 24. Did you introduce your self to weed, or did somebody get you into it?
  • 25. How high is your tolerance?
  • 26. Some good songs to get blazed to?
  • 27. Highest you've ever been?
  • 28. How much do you usually smoke daily, weekly, monthly?
  • 29. The largest amount of bud you've purchased?
  • 30. Do you have any smoking rituals?
  • 31. Have you ever done a time bomb?
  • 32. What was the most desperate thing you've ever done for weed?
  • 33. Do you smoke legally, or illegally?
  • 34. What's the best thing that weed's done for you?
  • 35. Are you high right now?
  • 36. Have you ever jacked someone's bag?
  • 37. Have you ever been accused of being high at school, and denied it, even though you were?
  • 38. Have you ever thought that the weed you smoked was laced?
  • 39. Would you smoke with me?
  • 40. Next time you're planning on getting high?
  • 41. Best foods to munch on?
  • 42. Do you plan on smoking for the rest of your life, just for the time being?

if someone tells you you’re beautiful, you tell them they are too. if someone says they love you, decide if they mean it before you say it in return. if a boy tells you he’d date you if you didn’t smoke, light a cigarette and walk away. if your mother screams at you because she’s had a bad day, close your eyes and leave her to her anger. if last nights lover doesn’t call you back, do not cry and blame yourself.

(Source: plantgranny)

sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

(Source: teddylupns)

samhainchester:

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

(Source: weirdoclifford)

bartitsulessons:

darkarcader:

glasmond:

A new set for an apocalypse movie? 
No.
The riots in Kiev. This is happening right now.

Those breathtaking pictures were taken by the young and usually happy tumblarian girl RedMisa during her volunteer work at Kiev.

"I never thought that I would cry for my native country. I’m not particularly patriotic, I do not like politics, large gatherings of people, meetings and inspirational slogans. but I still go to the central street of Kyiv almost every day, doing volunteer work, doing all I can to help. two months of no change for the better, things were getting worse and worse. but when the killings began, catching the protesters in the streets and beating them up…that was the last straw for me. I do not know what to expect next."

- RedMisa, http://redmisa.tumblr.com/

The Ukraine probably won’t have access to the internet soon. Read more about it here.

THIS KINDA NEEDS A SIGNAL BOOST RIGHT NOW

BIG TIME, GUYS.